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|1. Redneck Quote: It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.
2. Redneck Quote: My cow died last night so I don't need your bull. 3. Redneck Quote: Have a cup of coffee, it's already been 'saucered and blowed. 4. Redneck Quote: Don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining. 5. Redneck Quote: He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. 6. Redneck Quote: He's as country as cornflakes. 7. Redneck Quote: If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it. 8. Redneck Quote: Well butter my butt and call me biscuit. 9. Redneck Quote: It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs. 10. Redneck Quote: She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm. 11. Redneck Quote: This is gooder'n grits. 12. Redneck Quote: Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor. |
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