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|Wanting a portrait with which to surprise his wife, a businessman asked a blonde female painter he'd been recommended to paint him in the nude.
"No," the talented blonde artist said. "I don"t do that sort of thing." "But what if I double your fee?" he pleaded. "Nope, sorry. Won't do it." "How about I give you five times what you normally get?" "Oh, okay then," said the artist, "but I'm keeping my socks on. I need a place to put my brushes." |
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